標題: 史上最強的中國式英語 [打印本頁] 作者: liusongvip8023 時間: 2009-6-5 17:13 標題: 史上最強的中國式英語 史上最強的中國式英語 9 P! a6 `- m6 Q! j% U( @4 ~ 1． we two who and who？ 1 b9 J7 i! P7 j. [$ v 咱倆誰跟誰啊 1 C) \0 K% W+ ^, [6 @% ~
2 q. W$ M- s5 f" \& a 2． how are you ? how old are you? : s; Q! @6 u( s. a
怎么是你，怎么老是你？ / m) y* g- {- S4 s2 A
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3． you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you 0 j. a& Z0 s& q# m, B% R0 a 你不鳥我，我也不鳥你 , w& z) B7 I! c( N2 p% B) z
: b; T( R0 q1 L9 N- N2 A 4． you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！together ' o4 G+ \) B* h# @# ]
你有種，我要給你點顏色瞧瞧，兄弟們，一起上！ ! E: \# ~& R/ {! R4 C. [ ) V3 Y# z9 o: o/ X( j, D
5． hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have " f/ i( S6 `+ o5 C0 U
nothing to say,go home!! # e- ]8 [% g9 c7 L4 B 有事起奏，無事退朝 4 x7 |, S. Q# j7 B9 \& V( W
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6． you me you me ! @$ t: o: N/ O/ \ 彼此彼此 ! g7 p" u! B, k: F, ~ ! Z0 f5 j& s* c( @: `1 Q 7． You Give Me Stop!! - i- s# n7 c% V* k5 F 你給我站??！ . {. M5 V1 q f) `7 w, t% l1 `8 } 9 U/ i& n0 R8 O0 r$ n, O: B" I7 r* r: ? 8． know is know noknow is noknow % }! r) @( u) c/ {3 D
知之為知之，不知為不知… 5 i6 ^5 E. o) L! F# U( H . D0 U6 |+ p+ ]' b& _' T 9． WATCH SISTER % _0 A7 E9 }3 y
表妹 # \: e4 R" E! k' f 1 K# F7 q3 D, z: } 10． dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’’son can make hole!! 6 H- B; [" n. Q, Q) F0 }0 I
龍生龍，鳳生鳳，老鼠的兒子會打洞！ 8 W& n9 P. F" o9 r$ v ; z* t$ T0 @, l' y9 ~; o' @, {" p5 L 11． American Chinese not enough / k: O; y* M& e$ [; }; _6 r% D& R 美中不足 & e) S) v S9 p& K8 _4 k7 [+ Y! r ! g: x# R: V, V7 l. v0 ]. c 12． one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die ) r8 V. u' n" j' J% L9 Y
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14． go past no mistake past 1 e; E! p1 s% h' { 走過路過，不要錯過 0 I, Z3 w4 |. V& U # o% U/ n9 Y$ C. m4 l# h 15． 小明：I am sorry! ( o T4 a$ y' p9 k' [- Z
老外：I am sorry too! i8 [' @) w. i+ L 小明：I am sorry three! 8 l% m6 Z H3 K+ V3 x% o/ \4 O
老外：What are you sorry for? % ^# ?% v- t% o2 H8 h3 {3 u
小明：I am sorry five! ; e& u1 x: ~- R) v9 A3 R, e, o ! @. ~7 n1 B6 b0 M8 f 16． If you want money,I have no;if you want life,I have one! ) S. ~& o/ C( ]# U 要錢沒有，要命一條 0 V& G% U5 [) T( ]6 _/ o& j5 `/ v / S: O& A8 g. p8 x' d9 K
17． I call Li old big. toyear 25. 2 G$ i; K8 M0 V( ~+ n9 U' p* Y
我叫李老大，今年25。 $ E- S. U- V8 q$ U 4 R4 o% m4 H( n$ f& \- T) {' B
18． you have two down son。 2 Y5 S2 Q; M7 G( n- a' D 你有兩下子。 . ~; }7 u* F& K7 c0 x( k1 p : v3 ^7 ?) |5 X; q1 s! S2 I
19． as far as you go to die 0 R8 ?* C) A" b( B) f; g
有多遠，死多遠?。。。?nbsp; - ?0 w8 U. R7 w3 z. ^2 q$ o ( k& M: N# w4 L) c) L2 L 20． I give you face you don’’t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face. 0 O1 _# @) i6 p1 a# @ 給你臉你不要臉，你丟臉，我翻臉作者: 花澤の 時間: 2009-6-5 20:38
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