標(biāo)題: 史上最強(qiáng)的中國(guó)式英語(yǔ) [打印本頁(yè)] 作者: liusongvip8023 時(shí)間: 2009-6-5 17:13 標(biāo)題: 史上最強(qiáng)的中國(guó)式英語(yǔ) 史上最強(qiáng)的中國(guó)式英語(yǔ) , W8 H+ F8 C, f, j2 E. F% c
1． we two who and who？ 7 I7 e, C' V, e6 u) }: ` 咱倆誰(shuí)跟誰(shuí)啊 , ]+ ~* `, b1 w. W2 w2 v" \ ) M: K b8 [- g6 k, B+ S 2． how are you ? how old are you? + _* @2 j4 N: |+ g 怎么是你，怎么老是你？ 0 q( _7 T: g+ d$ u" u
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3． you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you `9 D% j a) F- K3 H
你不鳥我，我也不鳥你 9 @+ A/ N' r1 H1 ~" [; D* q! U F $ n" A, J: `; w- S8 x 4． you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！together - ^% s+ g h9 r: m% r 你有種，我要給你點(diǎn)顏色瞧瞧，兄弟們，一起上！ & E+ {+ W, r& W - g" \ L: D# A L' V/ ]; U
5． hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have 1 m$ h) H% m1 q2 ~0 \8 ^3 b6 F
nothing to say,go home!! 4 f- S( z. W# A" S! M/ U% D: i6 V* D
有事起奏，無(wú)事退朝 * `, r! i% ~2 j2 U) F $ ^% P& z& Y# B6 w4 b) F
6． you me you me 4 X' M2 @# L2 _9 d 彼此彼此 ' o! k4 }* X. C$ m+ I" U
! R" X! n- T2 ?+ v; j% E$ N 7． You Give Me Stop!! " F# D+ v/ B: L0 i! M1 [8 _; G7 T 你給我站??！ ) W; B1 K2 \! c$ ]8 B* C
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8． know is know noknow is noknow 3 _, s6 _/ h8 \$ m9 @3 C/ `
知之為知之，不知為不知… ) s4 R( K: N- X5 E! `+ [# v + ~) s0 G1 ~$ l 9． WATCH SISTER / x/ t1 f! W" E. R3 T" y1 ]& Y( k
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10． dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’’son can make hole!! ) E) i+ c. v9 ~9 b
龍生龍，鳳生鳳，老鼠的兒子會(huì)打洞！ 7 h$ d/ A$ L n7 g
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11． American Chinese not enough 3 R K+ D. u6 o& f 美中不足 & a6 B" @ b+ w 5 t) X" M) f9 D$ s 12． one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die " `" |9 b5 C) |. [8 I/ s
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8 q- |: ^# m9 j/ ]' `$ ` 13． heart flower angry open % W$ O. P. \& F
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走過(guò)路過(guò)，不要錯(cuò)過(guò) & W; ^' j! e' y% i
4 I2 x1 a- A o; m2 S r( j [ 15． 小明：I am sorry! $ c' r; H0 c% P$ E- o$ U 老外：I am sorry too! $ { l$ X' G' P. i7 _
小明：I am sorry three! ; i1 ~) n0 N+ f6 t- \
老外：What are you sorry for? & n4 S7 n/ @" o- Z0 y
小明：I am sorry five! 3 [/ p) |7 w8 e. l: q7 i ) M- t1 X( r2 J$ D$ v2 g. R 16． If you want money,I have no;if you want life,I have one! # r* G# [- \! p2 O1 h 要錢沒(méi)有，要命一條 " f) l! e" d/ T% Z$ ^; H 7 e. N' g) @4 }1 Q% M6 U
17． I call Li old big. toyear 25. & v: A* w6 J( O
我叫李老大，今年25。 * d2 A; |$ F# I0 o7 t 8 f3 L4 q- A( \2 y& s8 P$ I
18． you have two down son。 8 L& U% c6 w2 V7 [ x& U 你有兩下子。 7 y4 G2 g+ a- _3 v
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19． as far as you go to die 0 o8 ~% D$ J% _& h# X1 W5 J& }& j 有多遠(yuǎn)，死多遠(yuǎn)！?。?！ ' J( ^2 D8 l; `- x. P B# r ! G, o4 z( [" o* x& ^ 20． I give you face you don’’t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face. 0 w1 Y3 I1 s6 O5 Y5 T3 Z
給你臉你不要臉，你丟臉，我翻臉作者: 花澤の 時(shí)間: 2009-6-5 20:38
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