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史上最強的中國式英語
) t$ E2 |9 h" Z! Y" C" \ 1. we two who and who?
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2. how are you ? how old are you? 3 e! [' n, p3 N0 l; B9 t2 ]
怎么是你,怎么老是你?
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/ _7 Q) d. b" m+ j' W 3. you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you & u2 s. `8 I, @, c
你不鳥我,我也不鳥你 $ j1 Z- k! f0 I, u6 g3 d
% x% p; y; R' K0 }" m! @ 4. you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers !together 3 K. `& N0 M2 u* i3 R, x
你有種,我要給你點顏色瞧瞧,兄弟們,一起上! 6 S6 |: R: L+ X1 S, ~
" n# \ A3 b4 a/ \4 M 5. hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have - H) ]$ |, Q* p' \
nothing to say,go home!! + G3 T' j9 Z& K
有事起奏,無事退朝 . L, s: b8 W) {
7 H# c3 d2 J4 D 6. you me you me
1 t6 n1 j2 `" f* L1 m- | 彼此彼此
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9 f1 c& z" J& v) w5 T) | k: l 7. You Give Me Stop!!
2 l: M) z& h$ E5 Z3 v 你給我站?。?nbsp; 5 t: U" T0 l$ C! F2 a% d* R
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8. know is know noknow is noknow
( k% F" G2 f1 T 知之為知之,不知為不知…
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9. WATCH SISTER
) }) k; y+ Z& d* l 表妹
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: _' d. H" g( u) z8 v 10. dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’’son can make hole!! / o# i& n M, E1 V1 p9 R& o- P
龍生龍,鳳生鳳,老鼠的兒子會打洞! c2 e% k8 @0 ?9 ?1 f
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11. American Chinese not enough ( L( K- ]0 i9 e0 S1 b
美中不足 + T# e L" ?/ B, M9 v& I1 M
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12. one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die
6 _+ o T% w# B/ Q+ y 車禍現(xiàn)場描述
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( r" C# L- Q& R 13. heart flower angry open
( e z7 g: \) b7 a 心花怒放 6 }+ E) V4 y9 n1 g0 Z2 V1 y
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14. go past no mistake past
0 X# O0 @/ N, Z3 G 走過路過,不要錯過 8 K' B; h1 X: U! X7 {5 e; d- ^
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15. 小明:I am sorry!
3 [3 J/ h% ] T 老外:I am sorry too!
7 I$ [" x. y+ X( w8 P- C( V 小明:I am sorry three!
- m" l& n6 c) T' z+ M3 m 老外:What are you sorry for?
0 C4 `& z8 x0 y 小明:I am sorry five! 7 ^; L8 D4 J0 B
9 k. y: x _0 i5 T# z5 T 16. If you want money,I have no;if you want life,I have one!
3 [8 _7 c9 v4 a6 S: V 要錢沒有,要命一條 1 y# V) y* d' u% `; @5 j+ m& Z
q* J5 \$ r* R5 O0 i 17. I call Li old big. toyear 25. + b( G( Z' V, b, k q9 F( y. U0 v/ U
我叫李老大,今年25。
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18. you have two down son。
4 K1 l- [1 f2 v9 } 你有兩下子。 ' \9 ]5 C# g4 T6 ~ [+ D# y
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19. as far as you go to die
. n+ R- l- Z& S. B- W' `$ X 有多遠,死多遠?。。?! / d# a% Y" z0 o- T* x
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20. I give you face you don’’t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face. * T3 @( S! X& j) O) ]: z+ Y
給你臉你不要臉,你丟臉,我翻臉 |
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